Typhoon Survival 101

What do you do when you survive 260 kmph winds, torrential rain, no running water or electricity and afterwards you emerge to be faced with scenes like this?





Survival Tip #1: Drive two hours south and catch a banca across to a tropical island.



Survival Tip #2: Drink a heinous amount of shots summed up as a "Shark Attack".



Survival Tip #3: Dance around and sing really loudly to songs like 'Bohemian Rhapsody' and 'ParkLife'.




Survival Tip #4: Sing some more but only with really great friends around you who won't mention it the next day.




Survival Tip #5: Go island hopping with a hang over, swim with lots of sandy children and eat authentic Italian pizza on some remote island in the Philippines.




Survival Tip #6: Do not allow blood alcohol levels to drop to 'Sober'.




Survival Tip #7: Sing karaoke really badly in a dodgy old club.



Survival Tip #8: Try to avoid really sweaty Englishmen [please note: my friend in this photo with Grooving Fungus is still my friend and does not hold it against me that I married this man]



Thank you for attending Typhoon Survival 101 - I sincerely hope you gained some invaluable knowledge from this lesson.