If you were a millionaire, slim, well educated, connected and gorgeous, would you advertise for a partner in the weekend edition of the International Herald Tribune?
This from "Gabriele Thiers-Bense", some Swiss international match-maker (and all the punctuation/grammar errors are for real):
A SUPREME CLASS DEMANDS RELIABLE PROTECTION OF PRIVACY IT IS MUCH MORE THAN JUST DISCRETION...!
FRANCE - MULTIMILLIONAIRE - OXFORD GRADUATE
48, 182 - Men like him are never public.....instead always there where men like to play big boys and love to join the happy laughter of their children-!!
He was blessed with one long and wonderful marriage, he adores his children, seeks to have more in his second marriage, inherited or own - The life philosophy and style of this endearing and truly fabulous client are entirely according to the traditional values of a thoroughly family oriented Elite and Leader Society.
World citizens of this category are genuine treasures & your future happiness!
Huh!!????
It gets better:
A PRIVATE ISLE - A HIDE-AWAY & an ALPHA LADY
THE CHAIRWOMAN & CEO -- She has just become available again.....has international prominence, various academic titles, is of provoking beauty, young 48, slender 168, disposing of self-made wealth, resident of Western Europe and on her hide-away...
The lady is absolutely amazing & precisely right for a Supreme Leader-!
This female category convinces my most demanding clients.
And last but definitely not least:
A BILLIONAIRES WIDOW in SWITZERLAND
...very dynamic, young 60, slim 175 and entirely ready for a wonderful new relationship in view of marriage-! She leads a realistic, down to earth life, loves to care for her family members, to travel & knows global business inside-out -
If you seek substance on all levels, great initiative & joy for life, then it is her.
I kid you not.
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Um, I think I would. The punctuation/grammar errors are the icing on the cake... Did the ads include pictures?
"The lady is absolutely amazing & precisely right for a Supreme Leader!"
Eva Braun? Is that you?
This just makes you wonder what is wrong with these people... :)
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